had a very vivid dream last night where i said, in my meanest voice, to an archnemesis...
"alright, if that's how it's gonna be, i'm going to organize a Tea Party protest on your lawn. at 2am. with SNACKS."
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| Non-dream Tea Party Protest |
and was then flooded with an immense amount of "so take that" satisfaction. apparently the worst possible fate i can wish upon an imaginary archnemesis is siccing the Tea Party on them. with snacks. awesome.
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| awesome background secede guy |
((and ps, can we talk about how amazing this guy is in the background? jenniken, give us the Texan scoop here. in a group of 10 non-dream Texans, how many are for REAL wanting to secede? just this guy?))
2 comments:
ummmm... Linds. Get serious! the first thing they tell you when you cross the border is: (this is serious man!) We are the only State in the Union that can LEGALLY secede. This is a BIG deal. AND they will definitely be electing Chuck Norris as their president IF - no - WHEN it happens! :)
Texans take this very serious man! DONT MESS WITH TEXAS! :) haha! they are crazy down there :) but dont worry, there arent enough really intelligent people gathered in one place in that state to really pull it off. Did I say that out loud???
I love that you are still dreaming :) I enjoyed your dreams in college... and the fact that you are having tea parties in your dream is AWESOME!!! :) I did catch a little of the Texas spirit - Dont Mess With Me!!! :)
i can't even wrap my mind around what you just wrote, jen. but knowing you, it's 110% true. :) and i'm pretty sure you were BORN with that Texas spirit. haha
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